I used to call this page Rants And Raves, but search engines were sending people looking for rave parties to it and those people were, I assume, disappointed. So now I just rant.

This page may contain material that some people consider cranky or derisive in tone. Discretion advised.

What part of red don't you people understand? What part of green don't you people understand? Yellow could be confusing, since it is sometimes referred to as amber. But the red and green you should be able to understand. Here's the way it works. Red means stop. Green means go. Red does not mean try to hit pedestrians or other vehicles. Green does not mean start thinking about how to put your vehicle in motion. Stop and go. Stop and go.

I moved my complaining about movies to a separate page.
Click on the film-strip icon.